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I am the best thing that can happen after a stick hits a ball.
I have married many women but have never been married. What am I?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
My snake-like body cracks and burns. I cause pain but pleasure too. What am I?
I am a small paradise surrounded by dryness and heat. What am I?
I am rarely touched but often held. If you are smart you'll use me well. What am I?