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You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me.
What pad gets dirty and gross whenever it gets a visitor?
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
What did the hooker buy from the furniture shop?
What instruments do slutty musical bands use?
Why are gentelmen good in bed?
What do you call the money a hooker makes?
Why does a goat and a rhino wants to have sex?
What did the sign on the door of the whore house say?
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
A bike rider is traveling north at 25 mph, a car passes the bike rider going north at 40 mph. At the same time the bike rider passes a jogger running north at 5 mph. Which will move away from the bike rider at a faster pace, the car or the jogger?
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