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All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard. Who am I?
When I'm born I fly. When I'm alive I lay. When I'm dead I run.
What can touch someone once and last them a life time?
It is destruction made out of thin air, You hear it howl and give a prayer, Through barns and houses it will tear. It is a deadly funnel, Of violent and twisting air.
A man parks his car outside of a hotel and immediately realises he is bankrupt. How did it happen?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?