Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
Why was the cat sitting at the computer?
IT WAS EYEING THE MOUSE!!
How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.
Why are there no unemployed farmers?
They can get a job in any field.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?