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What goes up and down but never moves?
With sharp edged wit and pointed poise. It can settle disputes without making a noise.
I am million people's wakeup call. What am I?
What time of day, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards, and upside down?
If you are to keep it, you must first give it to me. What is it?
What do ghost serve for dessert?