Answer:
Be sure to shout for its answers are weak, but there is no language it cannot speak.
Hold these between your knees if you want to set a Cuban beat.
It's got twists and turns, but has no curves. Twist it to fix it, turn it to ruin it. What is it?
Lighter than what I am made of, More of me is hidden Than is seen.
What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?