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A beacon from home to guide your way. It can be a lifesaver on a stormy day. What is it?
Scythe of darkness, Shadow’s light. Guiding eye of thirteenth sight.
My love, when I gaze on thy beautiful face. Careering along, yet always in place, the thought has often come into my mind. If I ever shall see thy glorious behind.
I don't think or eat or slumber. Or move around or fear thunder. Just like you I look the same but I can't harm you or be your bane.
It is the great nemesis of the lactose intolerant.
Why was the cook arrested?