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Long slim and slender. Dark as homemade thunder. Keen eyes and peaked nose. Scares the Devil wherever it goes.
A warrior among the flowers, he bears a thrusting sword. He uses it whenever he must, to defend his golden hoard.
What can honk without a horn?
Slithery critters with a taste for dirt.
I grunt and have a curly tail. People say I'm dirty but I'm actually very clean. What am I?
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?