Answer:
What seven letter word has hundreds of letters in it?
I have hundreds of ears but cannot hear a thing. What am I?
I'm at the head of an elephant and at the tail of a squirrel
I have hands but cannot clap. What am I?
I am in the past, never in the future. I don't exist, but have existed. I saw what you saw, and this is what I will ever see. What am I?
Why was the cook arrested?