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Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work.
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long?
What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar?
i have hands but no arms to see and a face but do not talk no eyes but my name might disagree
What is bigger than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have this, rich people needs this, and if you eat this, you’ll die! What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
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What am I?