Answer:
If you're looking for something sweet I know what to do. But if you don't like heat I'm not for you.
Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate, ten thousand horses can't pull me straight. What am I?
I am not alive but I grow I don't have lungs but I need air I don't have a mouth but water kills me. What am I?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Goes over all the hills and hollows, Bites hard, but never swallows.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?