Answer:
There is one in every corner and two in every room.
If it is absolute, it will corrupt absolutely.
They come to witness the night without being called, a sailor's guide and a poet's tears. They are lost to the sight each day without the hand of a thief.
What has only two words, but thousands of letters?
This is a shape and a symbol that we literally cannot live without. What is it?
Why was the cook arrested?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?