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What do you say to a giant with his head in the clouds?
What is the easiest way to keep water from running?
If you rub this there is a possibility of a magical fat man coming out.
What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?
How is Europe like a frying pan?
Written on with words of white, Has the color of the night, Is the teacher's best delight, And a student's daily fright