Answer:
I am the kind of dog that chases anything red.
When I live I cry if you don't kill me I'll die.
A thousand wheels, but move I do not. Call me what I am, call me a lot. What am I?
I rise and fall no matter what, only at finals rest do I not budge. What am I?
Tool of thief, toy of queen. Always used to be unseen. Sign of joy, sign of sorrow. Giving all likeness borrowed.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?