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I am three simple words everyone wants to hear. Three simple words such simple words and yet...life changing...
I have memories but none of my own whatever's on my inside is what is shown. If I'm ever different it's because you changed me I feel like a decoration here for you to arrange me.
I am a seed with three letters in my name. Take away the last two and I still sound the same. What am I?
What goes up and down but does not move?
I shrink smaller every time I take a bath.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?