Answer:
What is an acceptable act of violence during saint Patrick's day?
If you drive on this, pedestrians and the police will be pretty upset with you.
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
White and thin, red within, with a nail at the end. What is it?
The profession of Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?