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I am a teacher but I have a problem. Every time the students come into my class my eyes bounce and flutter all over the place. Why is this?
What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle. Most like it, some takes offense from it.
What language does a billboard speak?