Answer:
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
What do cigarettes and squirrels have in common?
You may have to assure your date's dad that you have these kind of intentions.
What are the strongest days of the week?
Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?