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It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
I have a pouch like a kangaroo but I live in trees and eat eucalyptus leaves. What am I?
What has a horn but does not honk?
From that which comes within itself, It builds its table on my shelf.
A warrior among the flowers, he bears a thrusting sword. He uses it whenever he must, to defend his golden hoard.
What language does a billboard speak?