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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
A celebrity under the sea.
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
Your mother's brother's only brotherยญ-inยญ-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs and no body?
What did the baby corn say to its mother?