Emily was gossiping with her friends and told them that she was sure Josh was a drunk because she always saw his car parked in front of the bar. Josh overheard this and decided he was going to use his car to get back at her by making everyone think she was easy. How did he do this?
Answer:
HE PARKED HIS CAR IN FRONT OF EMILY’S HOUSE AND LEFT IT THERE ALL NIGHT, NIGHT AFTER NIGHT
I never sleep yet sometimes I weep. I can get angry or just be happy. Wherever you go, I will follow. No matter what you do, I will be there. I cannot die. What am I?