Answer:
It carries paper of the most important sort but also plastic, I'm glad to report. What is it?
Longer than a decade and shorter than a milennium
Which weighs more? A pound of iron or a pound of feathers?
What has two ends but no beginning?
In your fire you hear me scream! Creaking and whining yet I am dead before you lay me in your hearth.
Why was the cook arrested?
Easy
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?