Answer:
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Marking mortal privation when firmly in place. An enduring summation inscribed in my face.
I am easy to see, but no one likes looking at me. Without me, there would be no you. What am I?
Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; have two eyes, can't see a thing. What am I?
Take off my skin I won't cry but you will.
Why was the cook arrested?