Answer:
Do what he says and you'll be fine, don't and you lose the game.
I bubble and laugh and spit water in your face. I am no lady, and I don't wear lace.
When the creeper passes, all the grass kneels
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won’t rot!
What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
Why was the cook arrested?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?