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I plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
Where did the baseball keep its lemonade?
I am a protector of the scoreboard.
Sometimes I am white, sometimes I am dark. Most people love me. What am I?
I have no head and a tail I lack but I do have arms and legs and back; I inhabit the palace the tavern the cot 'tis a beggarly residence where I am not. If a monarch were present (I tell you no fable) I still should be placed at the head of the table.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?