Answer:
If someone calls you this, it might be time to consider hot wax
What is something you will never see again?
Sometimes imaginary and sometimes real, sometimes they are the closest and dearest person outside the family. Who are they?
What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
It comes only before, it comes only after. Rises only in darkness, but rises only in light. It is always the same, but is yet always different.
Why was the cook arrested?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?