Answer:
Thanks for such treasures as Mariachis, enchiladas and habanero!
Said to have fifty shades
What has thousands of ribs and two backbones?
What has a neck and no head, two arms but no hands?
Raise your right appendage high above your head. Turn your head to the right and you will smell this.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?