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I get paid to shoot people then blow them up.
I'm a word that is not even strange. What am I?
I am the word that has three syllables and twenty six letters. What am I?
I am the word that is always spelled correctly by everyone.
I have a little pool with two layers of wall around it. One white and soft and the other dark and hard. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?