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Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, βI will have H2O too.β The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
What is yellow, looks like the moon and has seeds?
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it. But almost nobody takes it.
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies wonβt rot!
My first keeps time, my second spends time, my whole tells time.
If itβs information you seek, come and see me. If itβs pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three. What am I?