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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
What language does a billboard speak?