Answer:
Where do fish keep their money?
1+1
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
The more I lie, the more people trust me. Who am I?
What made Cyclops quit teaching?