Answer:
These suck.
What did the baby corn say to its mother?
What has a face, and a tail, but no body?
If you can spot one of these eastern warriors, it means they're not doing their job right.
What is red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet?
Dry though I may be, I am still a sea.