Answer:
What treat is never on time?
What can be right but never wrong?
When your undies attack you.
What's large on Saturday and Sunday. Small on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, and disappears on Monday and Friday?
You play with it at night in bed. you’re not allowed to fiddle with it a work. Only very special people are allowed to touch it. What is it?
A leathery snake, with a stinging bite. I'll stay coiled up, unless I must fight.
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What am I?