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I have legs but walk not, a strong back but work not. Two good arms but reach not. A seat but sit and tarry not.
What measures out time until in time all is smashed to it?
People like this usually live in rural areas, unless they are lucky enough to strike oil and move to Beverly Hills.
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday. Today will be as far from Wednesday. As today was from Wednesday. When the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
Hold the tail, while I fish for you.
Why was the cook arrested?