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When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever. What am I?
What is black and white and red all over?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
When you stop and look you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move but as you near me I will move away from you.
I am the kind of soda you must not drink. What am I?
Why was the cook arrested?