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I'm black and white with stripes all over my body. I look like a horse but I'm not. What am I?
What has a coat? Hugs you not in sympathy? Whose smile you'd rather not see? Whose stance is a terrible thing to see? Who is it that brave men run away from? Whose fingers are clawed? Whose sleep lasts for months? And who's company we shunt?
It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
A spent round or a slimy critter.
It is probably the most laid-back member of the animal kingdom.
Why was the cook arrested?
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What am I?