Answer:
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
I am owned by every man though my length differs. Their wives uses me after getting married.
Wind and cord combine, buzzing in the box. In all this we find, though to some the use is lost. What am I?
The dirtier I get, the whiter I am. What am I?
I go up, let out a load and then go back down. What am I?
Black we are and much admired. Many seek us if they are tired. We tire the horse, and comfort man, and turn White when we've fulfilled your plan.