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What is put on a table cut but never eaten?
I go around in circles, but always straight ahead. Never complain, no matter where I am led. What am I?
I produce wool and spit a lot
Tear me off and scratch my head, what once was red is black instead. What am I?
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for five minutes. Next she hangs him. Right after she feeds him dinner. How can this be?
What made Cyclops quit teaching?