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I can fall off a building and live but in water I will die.
You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
My first though water cures no thirst my next alone has soul and when he lives upon my first he then is called my whole.
I always murmur but never talk. Always run but never walk. I have a bed but never sleep, have a mouth but never speak. What am I?
I can sizzle like bacon. I am made from an egg. I have plenty of backbone but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions but still remain whole. I can be long like a flagpole yet fit in a hole.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?