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Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate ten thousand horses can't pull me straight.
Weight in my belly, trees on my back, nails in my ribs, feet I do lack. What am I?
*forward* *backwards*is what I do all day. I come in all different shapes and sizes. I can be scary and I can calm you down.
I have hands but cannot clap. What am I?
What type of house weighs the least?
When someone uses this acronym, you know you've got to pick up the pace