Answer:
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
I am the kind of soda you must not drink. What am I?
At night I come without being fetched, and by day I am lost without being stolen. What am I?
What is the beginning of eternity the end of time and space the beginning of every end and the end of every race?
I run smoother than any rhyme I love to fall but cannot climb.
Why was the cook arrested?