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My first is a heir; My second's a snare; my whole is the offspring of fancy; which I sent out of play upon Valentine's day As a token of love to my Nancy.
I am the place to turn to when nature calls. What am I?
I get paid when I drive away my customers. What am I?
Some will use me, others not. Some have remembered, others forgot. For profit or gain, I'm used expertly. I can't be picked off the ground or tossed into the sea. What am I?
If I drink I die. If I eat I am fine. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?