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There is one in every corner and two in every room.
What type of dress can never be worn?
The person who makes it sells it. The person who buys it never uses it. The person who uses it never sees it. What is it?
I stink in living but when dead smells good.
I dance on one feet and knows only one shape. Someone with same name as me is very good with directions
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?