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I have hundreds of ears but cannot hear a thing. What am I?
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
I direct you from outer space.
You seek me out when your hunger's ripe. I sit on four legs and smoke a pipe.
When you stop and look you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move but as you near me I will move away from you.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?