Answer:
It has 8 arms and lots of ink but can't write a word.
What two animals do you take to bed with you?
I'm black and white with stripes all over my body. I look like a horse but I'm not. What am I?
Tall when seated, short when standing.
It has plenty of backbone but doesn't have a let. It peels like an orange but it comes from an egg.
What language does a billboard speak?