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What do you call a pig that is no fun to be around?
I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
I'm not a bird, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river, but I'm full of water. What am I?
Good memory, skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet vermin frightens me. What am I?
What side of a cat has the most fur?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?