Answer:
There is one in every corner and two in every room.
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What am I?
Although I may have eyes I cannot see. I have a round brown face with lots of acne.
I am a table you can eat. What am I?
The shorter I am, the bigger I am. What am I?
The warmer I am the fresher I am.