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I am so delicious that I require a house to contain me.
I can speak with my hard metal tongue. But I cannot breathe, for I have no lung. What am I?
I am there when you sit, but gone when you stand. What am I?
I have more shoes than anybody, but less feet than everyone. I am met in the morning, but departed in the night. I may shake as if I'm angry, but I won't bite. What am I?
I am longer than a decade and shorter than a millennium
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?