Answer:
My first half is normally made of stone, my second is crazy, and I taste sweet when complete.
Be sure to shout for its answers are weak, but there is no language it cannot speak.
What has a single eye but cannot see?
I cost no money to use, or conscious effort to take part of. And as far as you can see, there is nothing to me. But without me, you are dead.
Sleeping during the day, I hide away. Watchful through the night, I open at dawn's light. But only for the briefest time, do I shine. And then I hide away. And sleep through the day.
Why was the cook arrested?