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What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
I help boats park
I cut through evil like a double edged sword and chaos flees at my approach. Balance I single-handedly upraise through battles fought with heart and mind instead of with my gaze.
I have 24 keys but cannot open any locks. Sometimes loud sometimes soft
I am a ship that can be made to ride the greatest waves. I am not built by objects but built by minds.
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?