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Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. Sam and Peter did not pay. Who did?
I live off of a busy street. If you want, you can stay for an hour or two. But if you don't pay rent, I'll tell on you. What am I?
I go around in circles but always straight ahead never complain no matter where I am led. What am I?
Where I am there is no south, west, nor east, and weather is not fit for man or beast. What am I?
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What am I?
What language does a billboard speak?