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Flat as a leaf round as a ring. I have two eyes but can't see a thing.
I look at you you look at me I raise my right you raise your left.
I am a table you can eat. What am I?
I have two eyes in the front and a lot of eyes on my tail
I am black when you buy me, red when you use me. When I turn white, you know it's time to throw me away. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?